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Hair Thai Insanimus

Feb 19, 2016By Teague Quinlan

College is the place that we all explore who we are and where our interests lie. Some people focused that introspection on their studies. I focused it on what kind of woman I was interested in. History would prove thatRead more…

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If you think everyone around you is crazy, then there is a 99.999% probability you are the one that's fucking nuts.

Random Ponderings #3

Feb 18, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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Insanimus Guano, for the sake of your children, please follow the CTFD method of parenting.

Parenting Tip #1

Feb 17, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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Insanimus guano is characterized as someone that acts so irrational that you just need to look at them, tilt your head and say "What the fuck is wrong with you?!" -Chronicles of Insanimus Guano, Vol 1

Random Ponderings #2

Feb 12, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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Insanimus Guano Graffitti

Feb 8, 2016By Teague Quinlan

Everyone knows that when you date someone with kids, you can expect to find an insanimus near by. Sometimes it is the person you are dating. However, you are just as likely to find the insanimus on the other sideRead more…

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The Powerhit Insanimus

Feb 4, 2016By Teague Quinlan

Colleges, no matter size or location, are a prime hunting ground for insanimus guano in the wild. This is where they either hone the skills taught to them by a master insanimus sensei or they begin to test out their skills asRead more…

Feb 4, 2016Teague Quinlan 0 Comments
I always thought I would have had a career writing fiction, turns out I am much better at this non-fiction shit. Thanks Insanimus! -Teague

Random Ponderings #1

Feb 3, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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Teague,  I really do not want to see you and and I know you feel the same about me. -Insanimus
Teague, I will be moving two blocks from your house next month. -Insanimus

Insanimus Logic Entry #12

Feb 3, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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Exotic and Insanimus

Insanimus at the Club

Feb 2, 2016By Teague Quinlan

In my youth, I was led more by the wantings of my dick than the logic of my head. I was smart enough in most areas except for the avoidance of insanimus guano. This was not helped when I took a jobRead more…

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Insanimus Guano Won’t Keep Us Down

Feb 1, 2016By Teague Quinlan

So, it appears our lovely site was the victim of an insanimus guano hack. My personal insanimus is allegedly a “grey hat” hacker. I have had my doubts because I don’t give her that much credit to finish things. However,Read more…

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