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Insanimus Logic #8

Mar 28, 2016By Teague Quinlan

Business travel = hookers, booze, and drugs

Mar 28, 2016Teague Quinlan 0 Comments
You hacked into my email accounts. I know because my password is not what I thought it was.

Insanimus Logic #7

Mar 21, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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Your girlfriend is not suitable to watch our kids, I prefer a baby sitter I don't know.

Insanimus Logic #6

Mar 14, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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There are those that are led with their head and those that are led by getting head. -Teague

Random Ponderings #6

Mar 10, 2016By Teague Quinlan
Mar 10, 2016Teague Quinlan
I don't need to pay the mortgage, it will take them 18 months before they could evict me.

Insanimus Logic #5

Mar 7, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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The world is much safer when Insanimus Guano only has make believe relationships, unless they are making believe that relationship is with you.

Random Ponderings #5

Mar 3, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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Insanimus Logic #4

Feb 29, 2016By Teague Quinlan

How do you expect me to live off of $7000 a month?

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Make My Ex Jealous Insanimus

Feb 26, 2016By Teague Quinlan

To be fair, insanimus guano is not a gender specific term. There are plenty of batshit crazy guys out there. Mel Gibson. Charlie Sheen. Eddie Murphy. Tom Cruise. They all hold their own in being insanimus guano. But, we areRead more…

Feb 26, 2016Teague Quinlan 0 Comments
Just because you have been in therapy all of your life, does not make you a therapist. It just means you may be an asshole.

Random Ponderings #4

Feb 25, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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I read all your work during your MBA, that means that I am the one that actually earned the degree.

Insanimus Logic #3

Feb 22, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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