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I don't need to pay the mortgage, it will take them 18 months before they could evict me.

Insanimus Logic #5

Mar 7, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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Insanimus Logic #4

Feb 29, 2016By Teague Quinlan

How do you expect me to live off of $7000 a month?

Feb 29, 2016Teague Quinlan 0 Comments
I read all your work during your MBA, that means that I am the one that actually earned the degree.

Insanimus Logic #3

Feb 22, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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Insanimus Guano, for the sake of your children, please follow the CTFD method of parenting.

Parenting Tip #1

Feb 17, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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Teague,  I really do not want to see you and and I know you feel the same about me. -Insanimus
Teague, I will be moving two blocks from your house next month. -Insanimus

Insanimus Logic Entry #12

Feb 3, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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Insanimus Guano Won’t Keep Us Down

Feb 1, 2016By Teague Quinlan

So, it appears our lovely site was the victim of an insanimus guano hack. My personal insanimus is allegedly a “grey hat” hacker. I have had my doubts because I don’t give her that much credit to finish things. However,Read more…

Feb 1, 2016Teague Quinlan 0 Comments

The Science of Insanimus

Feb 1, 2016By Teague Quinlan

Because science says we can deal with insanimus guano better and I don’t often argue with science. “Insanimus Guano,” Stalking, and How to Deal with Unstable Ex-partners  

Feb 1, 2016Teague Quinlan 0 Comments
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