Has your Insanimus Guano ever passed away? Mine has. Ironically I only learned that she did 6 months after split up. That was weird.
My Insanimus Guano reminds me of KellyAnn Conway. They both beleive #AlternativeFacts are real.
The Death of Insanimus Guano
You can recognize insanimus guano because they are the ones that are constantly counting other people’s money
When Insanimus hits a birthday milestone is the perfect reason to have them lose their shit … again.
Insanimus Logic: Logic does not exist … either does reality.
What makes an insanimus lose their shit? A mirror.
You can recognize insanimus by their getting mad about you calling them insanimus
I struggle with an ongoing autoimmune and inflammatory condition as well as several other diagnoses but I have not found a doctor that can actually diagnose them.
Insanimus Logic #8
Business travel = hookers, booze, and drugs