The world is much safer when Insanimus Guano only has make believe relationships, unless they are making believe that relationship is with you.

Just because you have been in therapy all of your life, does not make you a therapist. It just means you may be an asshole.

If you think everyone around you is crazy, then there is a 99.999% probability you are the one that's fucking nuts.

Insanimus guano is characterized as someone that acts so irrational that you just need to look at them, tilt your head and say "What the fuck is wrong with you?!" -Chronicles of Insanimus Guano, Vol 1

I always thought I would have had a career writing fiction, turns out I am much better at this non-fiction shit. Thanks Insanimus! -Teague