The stories presented here, for your reading pleasure, are all pulled from real experiences. As much as I would love to have the creative where withal to make this shit up, it is just to real to be make-believe. I have changed the names to protect the innocent and to ensure you can continue reading without legal interruptions. Because let’s face it, there is nothing insanimus guano hates more than their targets being success, particularly at their expense.

For those that are in a relationship with an insanimus guano, let these stories give you hope. You need to take the first step and get the fuck out, if you can. I understand if you feel stuck, I was for 17 years. But once you do break free, it is quite liberating.

It is very important to note that not all relationships involve insanimus guano. There are sane partners out there. You can find them. They are out there, even in the world of online dating. But you need to take your own lessons and those of others as a guidepost to prevent repeating the same fuckups of your past.

Be happy and live insanimus free my friends!

Teague