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Insanimus Logic #8

Mar 28, 2016By Teague Quinlan

Business travel = hookers, booze, and drugs

Mar 28, 2016Teague Quinlan 0 Comments
You hacked into my email accounts. I know because my password is not what I thought it was.

Insanimus Logic #7

Mar 21, 2016By Teague Quinlan
Mar 21, 2016Teague Quinlan 0 Comments
Your girlfriend is not suitable to watch our kids, I prefer a baby sitter I don't know.

Insanimus Logic #6

Mar 14, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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There are those that are led with their head and those that are led by getting head. -Teague

Random Ponderings #6

Mar 10, 2016By Teague Quinlan
Mar 10, 2016Teague Quinlan
I don't need to pay the mortgage, it will take them 18 months before they could evict me.

Insanimus Logic #5

Mar 7, 2016By Teague Quinlan
Mar 7, 2016Teague Quinlan 0 Comments
The world is much safer when Insanimus Guano only has make believe relationships, unless they are making believe that relationship is with you.

Random Ponderings #5

Mar 3, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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