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Insanimus Logic #4

Feb 29, 2016By Teague Quinlan

How do you expect me to live off of $7000 a month?

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Make My Ex Jealous Insanimus

Feb 26, 2016By Teague Quinlan

To be fair, insanimus guano is not a gender specific term. There are plenty of batshit crazy guys out there. Mel Gibson. Charlie Sheen. Eddie Murphy. Tom Cruise. They all hold their own in being insanimus guano. But, we areRead more…

Feb 26, 2016Teague Quinlan 0 Comments
Just because you have been in therapy all of your life, does not make you a therapist. It just means you may be an asshole.

Random Ponderings #4

Feb 25, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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I read all your work during your MBA, that means that I am the one that actually earned the degree.

Insanimus Logic #3

Feb 22, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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Hair Thai Insanimus

Feb 19, 2016By Teague Quinlan

College is the place that we all explore who we are and where our interests lie. Some people focused that introspection on their studies. I focused it on what kind of woman I was interested in. History would prove thatRead more…

Feb 19, 2016Teague Quinlan 0 Comments
If you think everyone around you is crazy, then there is a 99.999% probability you are the one that's fucking nuts.

Random Ponderings #3

Feb 18, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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Insanimus Guano, for the sake of your children, please follow the CTFD method of parenting.

Parenting Tip #1

Feb 17, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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Insanimus guano is characterized as someone that acts so irrational that you just need to look at them, tilt your head and say "What the fuck is wrong with you?!" -Chronicles of Insanimus Guano, Vol 1

Random Ponderings #2

Feb 12, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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Insanimus Guano Graffitti

Feb 8, 2016By Teague Quinlan

Everyone knows that when you date someone with kids, you can expect to find an insanimus near by. Sometimes it is the person you are dating. However, you are just as likely to find the insanimus on the other sideRead more…

Feb 8, 2016Teague Quinlan 0 Comments

The Powerhit Insanimus

Feb 4, 2016By Teague Quinlan

Colleges, no matter size or location, areĀ a prime hunting ground for insanimus guano in the wild. This is where they either hone the skills taught to them by a master insanimusĀ sensei or they begin to test out their skills asRead more…

Feb 4, 2016Teague Quinlan 0 Comments
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