How do you expect me to live off of $7000 a month?
Make My Ex Jealous Insanimus
To be fair, insanimus guano is not a gender specific term. There are plenty of batshit crazy guys out there. Mel Gibson. Charlie Sheen. Eddie Murphy. Tom Cruise. They all hold their own in being insanimus guano. But, we areRead more…
Just because you have been in therapy all of your life, does not make you a therapist. It just means you may be an asshole.
Random Ponderings #4
I read all your work during your MBA, that means that I am the one that actually earned the degree.
Insanimus Logic #3
Hair Thai Insanimus
College is the place that we all explore who we are and where our interests lie. Some people focused that introspection on their studies. I focused it on what kind of woman I was interested in. History would prove thatRead more…
If you think everyone around you is crazy, then there is a 99.999% probability you are the one that's fucking nuts.
Random Ponderings #3
Insanimus Guano, for the sake of your children, please follow the CTFD method of parenting.
Parenting Tip #1
Insanimus guano is characterized as someone that acts so irrational that you just need to look at them, tilt your head and say "What the fuck is wrong with you?!" -Chronicles of Insanimus Guano, Vol 1
Random Ponderings #2
Insanimus Guano Graffitti
Everyone knows that when you date someone with kids, you can expect to find an insanimus near by. Sometimes it is the person you are dating. However, you are just as likely to find the insanimus on the other sideRead more…
The Powerhit Insanimus
Colleges, no matter size or location, are a prime hunting ground for insanimus guano in the wild. This is where they either hone the skills taught to them by a master insanimus sensei or they begin to test out their skills asRead more…