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Insanimus Guano Does a Walk-About

Sep 29, 2017By Teague Quinlan

You know what a walk-about is right? It’s what the Aussies do as a right of passage when they go into the wilderness for a period of time and emerge as better human beings. Insamimus has their walk-abouts too. ItRead more…

Sep 29, 2017Teague Quinlan 0 Comments

Don’t worry, I’m on the pill #AlternativeFacts #InsanimusGuano

Jan 22, 2017By Teague Quinlan
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My Insanimus Guano reminds me of KellyAnn Conway. They both beleive #AlternativeFacts are real.

Jan 22, 2017By Teague Quinlan
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The Death of Insanimus Guano

Jan 22, 2017By Teague Quinlan

Has your Insanimus Guano ever passed away? Mine has. Ironically I only learned that she did 6 months after split up. That was weird.

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You can recognize insanimus guano because they are the ones that are constantly counting other people’s money

Nov 27, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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When Insanimus hits a birthday milestone is the perfect reason to have them lose their shit … again.

Nov 26, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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Insanimus Logic: Logic does not exist … either does reality.

Nov 25, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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What makes an insanimus lose their shit? A mirror.

Nov 24, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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You can recognize insanimus by their getting mad about you calling them insanimus

Nov 23, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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I struggle with an ongoing autoimmune and inflammatory condition as well as several other diagnoses but I have not found a doctor that can actually diagnose them.

Insanimus Logic

Apr 4, 2016By Teague Quinlan
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